來了個(gè)美國人，進(jìn)到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，面帶微笑的：
前臺小姐：“hello.”
美國人：“hi.”
前臺小姐：“you have what thing？”
美國人：“can you speak english？”
前臺小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
美國人：“can anybody else speak english？”
前臺小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
美國人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前臺小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
美國人：“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
美國人暈死……